Kobolds Ate My Baby! The Orange Book

The Warlock’s Apprentice

What if Kobolds could read? This supplement doesn't answer that question. It does give you some cool idea about eldritch horrors; the second best kind of horrors. Well, maybe third. It also gives you new spell ideas, NKCs (Non-Kobold Characters), ITEMS, TREATS, vegetables, and other random charts. 

Do you like alternative rock? Put your tender Kobold in a blender! All Hail King Torg!

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For use with Kobolds Ate My Baby: The Orange Book!

For Kobolds in the service of King Torg (ALL HAIL KING TORG!) their life will undoubtedly be silly, brutal, and short. They may be crushed by cows falling from the sky. They may be obliterated by meteorites, betrayed by friends, or brained by frying pans. They may cheerily march to their death upon the beaks of chickens or from the tentacles of eldritch magicks. If they are really lucky, they may survive long enough to bring back a tasty treat to the Kobold Caves and avoid becoming lunch themselves.

In KOBOLDS ATE MY BABY! you are a KOBOLD! Being cannon fodder has never been this much fun!

It all started WAY BACK in the late 1900's with the 1st edition in zine form releasing in 1999.

Now we're back with a Polymorph version of Kobolds Ate My Baby. Character creation is even faster, and it's never been easier to play the cult classic beer & pretzels roleplaying game.