STAR KOBOLDS

EPISODE IX

Kobolds Ate My Baby! The Orange Book

It is a period of uncivil war, the evil Chicken Empire is spreading across the galaxy. Some dirty scruffy, anti-fascist  KOBOLDS managed to steal the secret recipe to the Empire’s ultimateweapon, the DEATH EGG, an armoured space coop with enough power to destroy a planet. Pursued by the Chicken Empire’s delicious smelling agents, you must use the stolen recipe to restore the lunch order in the galaxy…

Protect Princess Torg™ (All Hail Princess Torg!), Save lunch, Use The Fork!  And May the FORK Be With You, Always!

Written and Directed by
Chris O’Neill and Dan Hansen-Landis
Storyboard Art by John Kovalic
Movie Poster by Chris O’Neill
Cinematography, Script Editing, and Layout by Bug Boll
Special Orange Edition: the Kobold Dude Cut

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Kobolds Ate My Baby! The Orange Book!  

For Kobolds in the service of King Torg (ALL HAIL KING TORG!) their life will undoubtedly be silly, brutal, and short. They may be crushed by cows falling from the sky. They may be obliterated by meteorites, betrayed by friends, or brained by frying pans. They may cheerily march to their death upon the beaks of chickens or from the tentacles of eldritch magicks. If they are really lucky, they may survive long enough to bring back a tasty treat to the Kobold Caves and avoid becoming lunch themselves.

In KOBOLDS ATE MY BABY! you are a KOBOLD! Being cannon fodder has never been this much fun!