How To Kill Kobolds!

Dungeonesque!

This adventure here answers the age-old question: “Who resets the dungeons after those murder hobo adventurers wreck things?” The answer is: you! Specifically, the Kobolds that live in The Caves™ under the rule of King Torg!™ (All Hail King Torg!). We promise, the cake is not a lie.  

Artwork by John Kovalic
Written by Jon “The Kobold Dude” Maness
Editing and Layout by Bug Boll

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This adventure is for use with:

Kobolds Ate My Baby! The Orange Book!  

For Kobolds in the service of King Torg (ALL HAIL KING TORG!) their life will undoubtedly be silly, brutal, and short. They may be crushed by cows falling from the sky. They may be obliterated by meteorites, betrayed by friends, or brained by frying pans. They may cheerily march to their death upon the beaks of chickens or from the tentacles of eldritch magicks. If they are really lucky, they may survive long enough to bring back a tasty treat to the Kobold Caves and avoid becoming lunch themselves.

In KOBOLDS ATE MY BABY! you are a KOBOLD! Being cannon fodder has never been this much fun!