How To Kill Kobolds!

Kobolds Ate My Baby! The Orange Book

King Torg (ALL HAIL KING TORG!) is hungry for BBQ! Get out there and find something greasy, salted, and fried before YOU end up in the deep frying. Steal Babies, Slay Chickens, Bark Loudly, and Die Horribly! All Hail King Torg!

Written by Dan Hansen-Landis and Chris O’Neill
Art by John Kovalic
Orange Basted and Layout by Bug Boll

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Kobolds Ate My Baby! The Orange Book!  

For Kobolds in the service of King Torg (ALL HAIL KING TORG!) their life will undoubtedly be silly, brutal, and short. They may be crushed by cows falling from the sky. They may be obliterated by meteorites, betrayed by friends, or brained by frying pans. They may cheerily march to their death upon the beaks of chickens or from the tentacles of eldritch magicks. If they are really lucky, they may survive long enough to bring back a tasty treat to the Kobold Caves and avoid becoming lunch themselves.

In KOBOLDS ATE MY BABY! you are a KOBOLD! Being cannon fodder has never been this much fun!