Kobolds Ate My Baby! The Orange Book- Kobolds' Adventures In Wonderville

Kobolds Ate My Baby! The Orange Book

Kobolds' Adventures In Wonderville

In this adventure prepare for High Tea with King Torg (All Hail King Torg!) in this mashed up poor interpretation of a classic British children's tales written by an American and distilled through the world of Kobolds Ate My Baby! with a weird amount of Third Wave Ska sprinkled on top. That isn't a review from anyone, I'm just telling you what I wrote. 

Prepare to die at the hands of the a lot of weird cats, get sued by the Jabberwocky,  laugh at the obvious drug jokes, and be shocked, SHOCKED, at how much child neglect Victorians thought was funny (okay, not that shocked).

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Kobolds Ate My Baby! The Orange Book

For Kobolds in the service of King Torg (ALL HAIL KING TORG!) their life will undoubtedly be silly, brutal, and short. They may be crushed by cows falling from the sky. They may be obliterated by meteorites, betrayed by friends, or brained by frying pans. They may cheerily march to their death upon the beaks of chickens or from the tentacles of eldritch magicks. If they are really lucky, they may survive long enough to bring back a tasty treat to the Kobold Caves and avoid becoming lunch themselves.

In KOBOLDS ATE MY BABY! you are a KOBOLD! Being cannon fodder has never been this much fun!

It all started WAY BACK in the late 1900's with the 1st edition in zine form releasing in 1999. Then there was the deluxe hardcover put out in 2005 by Dorkstorm Press. Fast forward to 2013 when the then new Kobolds Ate My Baby! in Colour dropped. Well, that was 10 years ago. 10 YEARS MAN!

Now we're back with a Polymorph version of Kobolds Ate My Baby!  Character creation is even faster, and it's never been easier to play the cult classic beer & pretzels roleplaying game.